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Overview

Visitor and login activity. Data will come from Cloudflare KV once connected.

Site Visits
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Successful Logins
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Unique Visitors
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Current Period
1 Week
Last 7 days
Timeline chart will appear here after Cloudflare Worker is connected.
(Daily visits + logins)

Site Lockdown

Instantly lock the portal for everyone. Only the admin code will work until you unlock it.

Site is currently OPEN

Anyone with a valid access code can enter.

Open

Lockdown state will be stored in Cloudflare KV so every visitor sees it instantly.

Change Access Codes

Update the client access code or admin code. A new index.html will download — upload it to Cloudflare to apply.

Also change the admin code (optional)
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Change verified. A new index.html just downloaded.

  1. Replace the old index.html on Cloudflare Pages (or your site folder).
  2. Open the site and test the new code.

Until you upload the new file, the old codes still work.

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Community service hours

How this works

$1 per hour. Pick your hours, pick a plan, then pay. Questions or cash payments — text first.

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Choose hours

Tap a row below or type any number. Price is $1 for every hour.

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Choose a plan

Pay all today, split 50/50, or a 3 or 4 month retainer.

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Pay

Cash App on this page, or text for how to pay with cash.

Hours

Tap a preset to fill it in, or type the exact hours you want. Rate is per hour.

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Payment plans

Totals update from the hours you chose above. Retainers do not go past 4 months.

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Pay with Cash App

Send the amount due now. In the note, put a name or nickname so the payment can be matched. Do not put extra details.

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Paying with cash?

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Contact

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